Passion and Projects

Well first I’m going to look up Hobby Lobby online. Hmmm tiles tiles tiles.

Oh. Oh no.

I have now ventured into the realm of… CRAFTS. Oh no. Projection of my future: I’m that crazy mom that makes her two teenage sons share a bedroom so she can have her own craft room. The entire room floor to ceiling is covered in macramé, little cutesy hearts, cut out flowers, and everything, everything is pastel and smells not just faintly of glue. My eyes are red from the bad light and squinting over little details of sequins and gems. I get home from work, grab and entire bottle of wine and probably some donuts and never leave my room, my “sanctuary”. Oh god oh god! Crafts! No longer cute and innocent, crafts will destroy your life in obsessions over the tiniest of details. Shit.